Christmas 2025 Christmas Joke Battle

[Ghost of Christmas Past's iconGhost of Christmas Past]

Bring it on!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party?
Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the Christmas party?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine

Why did the cat join a Christmas band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist

 

[Mrs Shortie Clause's iconMrs Shortie Clause]

“Why did Santa get kicked out of the music store?
Because he kept saying, ‘I’ll take the wrap!’”